php隨機評論生成器

Question

這使得看起來有點奇怪，但是有沒有腳本踢，會產生隨機評論，有點像聊天室評論。

隨機的東西，如「IM無聊」，「嘿人」，「要註冊CYA」，「任何人看過電影_」。

任何人都遇到過這樣的事情嗎？

Answer 1

$comments = array("Im bored", "Hey people", "Gonna log cya", "Anyone seen the film"); 
$random_comment = array_rand($comments); 

echo $comments[$random_comment]; 

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如果你有意見一個MySQL表，您可以執行以下操作：

$result = mysql_query("SELECT `comment` FROM `comments` ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 0,1"); 
if($result) echo mysql_result($result, 0); 

Answer 2

$comments = array("Im bored", "Hey people", "Gonna log cya", "Anyone seen the film"); 
shuffle($comments); 

echo $comments[0];//1,2,3..... 

Answer 3

你可以生成由兩個數組結合的隨機選擇亂評。

一對personal pronoun和一個用於動作/動詞...

$pronoun = array(
"I'm", 
"You're" 
"He's", 
"She's", 
"They're" 
); 

$action = array(
"stacking", 
"overflowing", 
"confused", 
"bewildered", 
"wondering how many more of these I can make up", 
"getting bored... So that's enough for now..." 
); 

每個這些陣列的運行array_rand()一次將返回隨機指數和連接相應的值會產生一個評論。你必須加強陣列並滿足你的需求。

$comment = $pronoun[array_rand($pronoun)] . ' ' . $action[array_rand($action)]; 

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創建註釋生成功能將進一步緩解使用該系統的過程 -

function generateComment(){ 
    global $pronoun,$action; 
    return $pronoun[array_rand($pronoun)] . ' ' . $action[array_rand($action)] 
}